Written by Niamh
Snow in Dublin
A bitterly cold winter's morning in Dublin.
Husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say:
"Eye….We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so that
the snowplough can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they're having breakfast again, the radio announcer
"Eye…We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplough can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The week after,again during breakfast, when the radio announcer says:
"Eye…. We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
Then the power went off and complete silence filled the room.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on
so the snowplough can get through?"
With the love, and patient understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied:
"Sit down Siobhan…. why don't you just leave the bloody car in the
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