Written by DB
If you are more than slightly bored with the usual semi-serious stuff on this site,try the BBC Sport Athletics Message Board - go to http//news.bbc.co.uk - then click Sport,then Athletics and,then,Five Live - Your say. Finally,scroll up the Discussion column to "Time for a laugh", but don't say I didn't warn you.
There's a mildly irreverent one involving Her Majesty,Ronaldo,Beckham & Rooney but here's an athletics taster :-
The psychology instructor was completing her lecture on mental health with an oral test.
Speaking about a special condition,she asked how the students would diagnose a patient who one moment was walking up and down screaming at the top of their voice,and then sitting in a corner weeping uncontrolably the next.
A young man at the back raised his hand - "A javelin coach to Kelly Sotherton?"
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