Written by Anon
The Joy of Teaching
Saturday, 28 October 2006
The Joy of Teaching
Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering round he taught them saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth.
Blessed are those that mourn, for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for justice, it shall be given to them.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for my sake: their reward shall be great in Heaven.
Then Peter said, “Do we have to learn all this?”
And Andrew said, “Do we have to write all this down?”
And James Said, “Are we having a test on it?”
And Philip said, “I haven’t got any paper.”
And Nathaniel said, “I’ve lost my pencil.”
And John said, “I bet it’s only us that’ve got to learn it.”
And Thomas said, “Lord, can we photocopy this to save us copying it out?”
And Matthew said, “Please Jesus, can I go to the toilet?”
And Luke’s mobile went off.
Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plan and enquired, “What are the aims and objectives of this lesson? Where is your plenary and evidence of differentiation?”
And Jesus wept.
We are one of the biggest and friendliest athletics clubs in London and compete across a huge array of leagues, events and championships and have athletes of literally all standards and ages and across all events.
Whether you are an 8 year old novice, a senior international or a “more mature” athlete looking to get back into the sport – we can help you achieve your goals.
We cater for runners, jumpers, throwers and multi-eventers on the track, in the field, on the roads or over the country and are based at Kingsmeadow in Kingston-upon-Thames (KT1 3PB). We'll be very happy to help you with your sport – so please just get in touch and we'll do all we can to assist.
Jack Petchey Coordinator
Club General Secretary
Database Data Controller
NAL Men’s Field Captain
Surrey Coach Mentor – Hammer
Surrey Men’s Team Manager
Competition Vest supplier
President & UKA Technical Official
Website Content Admin