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The Joy of Teaching

Saturday, 28 October 2006

The Joy of Teaching

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering round he taught them saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth.

Blessed are those that mourn, for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for justice, it shall be given to them.

Blessed are those who are persecuted for my sake: their reward shall be great in Heaven.

Then Peter said, “Do we have to learn all this?”

And Andrew said, “Do we have to write all this down?”

And James Said, “Are we having a test on it?”

And Philip said, “I haven’t got any paper.”

And Nathaniel said, “I’ve lost my pencil.”

And John said, “I bet it’s only us that’ve got to learn it.”

And Thomas said, “Lord, can we photocopy this to save us copying it out?”

And Matthew said, “Please Jesus, can I go to the toilet?”

And Luke’s mobile went off.

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plan and enquired, “What are the aims and objectives of this lesson? Where is your plenary and evidence of differentiation?”

And Jesus wept.


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