id627-Did you hear the ones about....... : Kingston & Poly AC

Written by Max Miller

Since this site is full of turgid results and banal reports,here's a couple more light anecdotes to complement Les's photo captions.

There were these two very old lads driving along in their even older Morris Oxford…….

…..with their heads barely visible above the steering wheel and the dashboard.

They approached a set of lights at a crossroads and the lights changed to red. Much to the passenger's surprise,his companion accelerated.

As they approached a second intersection,exactly the same thing happened;but the passenger gritted his teeth and said nothing.

However,when it happened a third time,the passenger was moved to mention the fact,to which his friend replied - "Oh,am I driving?".

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Then there was this old biddy driving at 80mph in the middle lane of the motorway,knitting.

Comes the inevitable siren- "Bee,Baa,Bee,Baa" . The police car draws level and the officer shouts across - " Pull over,pull over". The old biddy looks across and shouts back - "No,actually it's a pair of socks".

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1985

Our Humble Beginnings

We are one of the biggest and friendliest athletics clubs in London and compete across a huge array of leagues, events and championships and have athletes of literally all standards and ages and across all events.
Inclusion

Whether you are an 8 year old novice, a senior international or a “more mature” athlete looking to get back into the sport – we can help you achieve your goals.
Coaches for All

We cater for runners, jumpers, throwers and multi-eventers on the track, in the field, on the roads or over the country and are based at Kingsmeadow in Kingston-upon-Thames (KT1 3PB). We'll be very happy to help you with your sport – so please just get in touch and we'll do all we can to assist.
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