id731-May laughs

Written by Sylvester   


1)A cat hijacks a plane at Heathrow. Pointing his gun at the pilot,he demands - "Take me to the canaries!"

2)After another debacle,do you think the England cricket team's middle order batsman should be entered for the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest as a Muppet Show Tribute Band?

3)On another Third World junket,some New Labour Quango sent Jack Buckner to Azerbaijan,of all places,to review their athletics structure(wow!,have they got one!) and the quango reports it a huge success,but,undoubtedly at vast cost. A well-known local cynic/athletics correspondent thinks Jack really only went out there to change their Age groups!(having failed here,of course). Then,again,the Govt could have spent their money more sensibly/wisely on grassroots athletics in the UK instead,couldn't they!

4)Walked into a B&Q hardware store on Saturday lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately,I got the first punch in and sorted the s*d out - but those less suspecting might not be so lucky!

5)Click on Photo Gallery and then on Assorted New Photos!

6)What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You cant wash your hands in a buffalo.

That's all,folks!


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